That I’d ever find a glimpse of summer’s heat waves in your eyes.” – Alphaville

The Backyard Series
For the next several weeks, I’ll be delivering posts from “The Backyard Series,” which is exactly like it sounds – a series of posts with images and stories centered around the happenings in and around our backyard. These posts are dedicated to my wife who has spent the past 20+ years of her life dedicated to the beautification of our little slice of the American Dream.
Post 3:
Crepe Myrtle’n
My wife loves British crime drama. I’m not exactly when or how it began, but I can’t even begin to recall all of the different series’ that we’ve watched over the years with settings in the UK and Scotland and Ireland. I’m also not sure what the appeal has become over U.S. crime dramas. Maybe it’s the accents or the scenery or the unfamiliar words, but we’ve watched many a series and more murders that need solving than I care to remember.
When it comes to plant murder though, I look no further than to one specific shrub that we have several of planted around our yard. The crime is called “Crepe Murder.” It’s a plant crime. You won’t go to jail, but you’ll be looked down upon and perhaps even ostracized within the horticulture community. Trust me. It’s a real thing.
The process of “crepe murder” involves a pruning event where an unskilled landscape laborer or a lazy/unknowing homeowner proceeds to “trim” a crepe myrtle by using a hedge trimmer straight across the top of the tree like you’re a barber from the 1960’s giving young Billy Joe a flattop with an electric razor. The crepe myrtle has essentially been murdered when this catastrophe happens. It’s also somewhat similar to a three-year-old trimming their own bangs with scissors. The tree, nor the child, will die. It’s just a bad look.

We have five crepe myrtles at various spots around our house and some years are better than others for blooming. This year has been exceptional as evidenced by the small sample picture from the top of this post. Many years ago, my wife taught me how to properly prune these trees during the winter months when they are dormant, and I’ve tried to continue pruning them properly through the years.
They grow well here in the south because they are tough. I like to think that I’m tough because I grew up in the south, but fact is that the crepe myrtle is much tougher. It needs very little water and we’ve had very little water these past few weeks. Yards are brown. Flowers and plants are shriveling to nothing. But not the crepes! They are pretty drought resistant and they grow and bloom beautifully during long, hot, humid summers in the south whereas I tend to wilt in the southeastern heat and must periodically cool off and hydrate inside our air-conditioned house.
Crepe Myrtles (or Crape Myrtles, your choice) are not native to our shores. They are more widely known for having originated in Asia where they are appreciated for their long blooms, smooth bark, and cultural symbolism emphasizing beauty and resilience. Summer’s heat waves may provide inspiring lyrics for a band and they may also kill your grass or some of your flowers, but it can also produce the beauty of the crepe myrtle!
When you’re big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, oo the Eastern sea’s so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Only hitting #66 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100, the 1984 debut single of the German band, Alphaville, topped the charts in other countries including Sweden, Switzerland, and their native West Germany. Just like the crepe myrtle though, they longed to be “Big in Japan”…
I hope you’re big in Japan. If you’re not, I at least hope you own or are an admirer of a well taken care of crepe myrtle.
Prune wisely.
sincerely,
the80s





































